Phony Negroni

St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Non-Alcoholic Cocktail (2-Pack)

$9.99
 

Enjoy the ultimate bittersweet Italian classic—without the buzz.

The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni is an award-winning, ready-to-drink, non-alcoholic cocktail that perfectly replicates the nuanced flavor profile of a traditional Negroni. Crafted in Brooklyn, NY, this alcohol-free alternative delivers the exact same bite, depth, and complexity you expect from a world-class bar, making it the perfect choice for mindful drinking, dry months, or elegant entertaining.

This convenient 2-pack of 200ml glass bottles features a striking, vibrant red hue and is packaged in a sleek carrier, making it a fantastic gift for cocktail enthusiasts or a stylish addition to your home bar cart.

Key Flavor Notes

  • Taste Profile: Balanced bitterness, vibrant citrus notes, and a nuanced herbal finish.
  • The "Bite": Features a carefully engineered carbonation and botanical blend that mimics the distinct warmth and mouthfeel of real alcohol.
  • Ingredients: Made with organic botanicals, real cane sugar, and natural bittering agents to ensure an authentic, premium taste.

Product Specifications

Feature Details
Brand St. Agrestis
Product Phony Negroni
Type Non-Alcoholic, Ready-to-Drink (RTD) Cocktail
Pack Size 2-Pack (2 x 200ml bottles)
Origin Brooklyn, New York, USA
Serving Suggestion Serve chilled directly from the bottle, or pour over ice in a rocks glass with an orange twist.

Why Shoppers Love It

Unlike many mocktails that lean too sweet or taste like basic fruit juice, the Phony Negroni stands out for its bold, adult flavor profile. The blend of bitter gentian root, juniper, and citrus peel ensures that you don't feel like you're missing out on the real thing. It is widely considered by bartenders and critics alike to be one of the best spirit-free cocktails on the market.